As many of my loyal readers have pointed out, this blog has a habit of giving the Wife a hard time. But it appears that I am not the only that has a laugh (and pays the price for it) at his wife's expense.
For example, my fish-loving friend Linzer is married with two dogs and two puffer fish. (There used to be more fish, but some of them developed a habit of trying to escape the tank. Their victories were pyrrhic.) Having had dinner with Linzer and Bev last night, and washing said dinner down with one too many glasses of wine, we were exchanging emails this morning about our respective visits from the hangover fairy. Bev's misery was initially compounded by the antics of the aforementioned puffers....and then her husband's own self-destructive conduct. As Linzer explains it:
bev was also grumpy this morning because one of the pufferfish managed to splash about a cup of water on her this morning. Then she got mad at me for NO REASON for laughing.
I was just as curious as you guys about exactly how this happened. Linzer's response:
The puffer decided to put his big fat tail-butt out of the water and then dart to the bottom. It was shamoo-esque.
Puffer: *Splash*
Bev: AAAAAAAH IT GOT IN MY MOUTH
Linzer: 10 minute long laughing fit
To be honest, I'm not sure which got Linzer in more trouble: laughing at his wife or sharing it with his friends. The moral of the story? Laugh at yourself and the whole world laughs with you; laugh at your wife and you laugh alone.
1 comment:
I don't know this "Linzer: you speak of, but I am guessing he says and does stupid things to his wife on a regular basis... just a hunch.
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